1. (Source: unclefather)

  2. skyrover9:

    mkaiser323:

    It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

    Being a dick even to demons

  3. kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

    kayleyhyde:

    We all know that feeling, vending machine

    (Source: dalasverdugo)

  4. (Source: infestedmeat)

  5. hebbez:

I tried taking a picture of Donkey but the shot changed and I’m laughing so hard it looks like an inspirational photo.

    hebbez:

    I tried taking a picture of Donkey but the shot changed and I’m laughing so hard it looks like an inspirational photo.

    (Source: hebbez)

  6. stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

    stinkmits:

    the assassination of Julius Caesar  

  7. amischiefofmice:

a-a-n-d:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened



coming attractions!

    amischiefofmice:

    a-a-n-d:

    blinddarkness:

    rlmjob:

    welcome to my blog

    the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

    coming attractions!

    (Source: fucknoalmosteverything)

  8. striders:

    once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the hell

  9. (Source: awkwardvagina)